Brown Color 'I'm Not Arguing. I am Diagnosing You' T-Shirt - Funny Doctor Tee, 100% Cotton

When You're Not Arguing, You're Just Taking a History (and Maybe Diagnosing Their Personality)"

This brown t-shirt is for the doctor with a dry wit and a keen eye. The phrase "I'm not arguing. I'm diagnosing you." perfectly captures those moments when a patient's… unique perspective on their health clashes with your medical expertise. Crafted from comfortable 180 gsm pure cotton, this tee is perfect for casual Fridays at the clinic, post-call decompression, or even a quick run to grab some much-needed caffeine.

This isn't your average medical apparel. It's a subtle yet hilarious way to express what every doctor has thought at least once. It's a conversation starter, a knowing nod to your fellow physicians, and a lighthearted way to remind patients who the expert is (in a non-confrontational way, of course).

Here's the Breakdown:

• Premium 180 gsm Cotton: Soft, breathable, and durable enough to withstand countless washes (and those inevitable coffee spills).
• Classic Brown: A versatile color that goes with everything from scrubs to jeans.
• Witty Print: "I'm not arguing. I'm diagnosing you." – a perfect blend of humor and medical reality.
• Comfortable Fit: A classic cut that's neither too tight nor too baggy, allowing for maximum comfort during those long shifts.
• Great Gift for Doctors: Surprise your favorite physician, resident, or med student with a gift they'll actually appreciate.

So, if you're tired of explaining basic anatomy or debating the merits of WebMD, this t-shirt is for you. Order yours today and let your shirt do the talking (or diagnosing).